FUCKING SKULL TEASE WHORE TAHNI

July 11, 2001
Author: NathanTR
Even Bonzi Buddy showed some skin

Ever feel LONELY? Ever want a friend you can talk to for hours on end? Ever wish that a poorly drawn anime chick would show you her breasts? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THOSE HOPES CRUSHED?! READ ON!

Allow me to introduce TAHNI!

She's sassy! She's wacky! She's fresh! She's fucking annoying as hell and you don't even get to see a nipple for all the shit you put up with.

I mean Jesus, people who like these things just blow my mind. “Hey look! What's my wacky desktop buddy doing now?! Oh my! He's FALLEN DOWN! HA HA!” I'm willing to guess that these are the same people who stare at Christmas lights for fifteen hours every year. I'll admit that I'm a fan of shiny things myself, but shiny things don't fulfill my need to rape my desktop with some sort of green bouncing thing. Shiny things just hurt my teeth sometimes when I chew on them.

Come on, I have better 16 color hentai then this. WHO WOULD SIT THERE AND WATCH THIS? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GREEN THING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?! WHY IS SHE RIDING IT?!? WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES?! YOUR THONG IS NOT CUTTING IT YOU WANNABE WHORE.

To get to the bottom of this, I contacted Tahni Technical Support.

“Problem: No matter what I do, Tahni will not strip, Does she just tease like my prom date or does she actually show a little skin? What about in the retail? I'd hate to buy a tease of a desktop mate.
Is It Repeatable: Yes, I start up the program and she *almost* gets naked EVERY TIME!”


To which they responded,

“Hi Nathan,
Thanks for writing to us. In the full purchased version of Tahni, she does appear topless and also shows her bottom. She will not do this in the demo version. I hope this answers your questions. Let me know if you have any other questions or comments.

Regards,
Morde Thomas
User Support
Oska Software”


HER BOTTOM, BOTTOM OF IT, PEOPLE I MADE THAT FUCKING PUN BEFORE I GOT THE RESPONSE! THAT"S FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS.

Here's an idea, how about anyone who feels the need to buy this program contact me. For 5 bucks I'll send you 25 images that have tits, ass and that sexless bump that some hentai has. LOOK, HERE'S A PREVIEW!

SO SEXY AND HOT!
YOU WANT ONE THAT TALKS, YOU SAY?! WELL, HERE YOU GO!

OOPS I HAVE FALLEN INTO A PROACTIVE POSITION. THANK GOODNESS NO ONE IS WATCHING.

OH NO, YOU ARE LOOKING AT MY ASS AND IT IS TURNING ME ON
EVEN SOUND! (I KNOW IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SINISTAR BUT THAT IS HOT SEX ACTION 1000 PERCENT HARDCORE)

So paypal me and I will set you up with the whole package!

Also I'd like to say, that much like Ragu I am working on the next “big thing.”

Preview you say? Well here you go!
LET JESUS, HIRO YUKI, AND NATHANTR TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO HATE YAOI! CUMMING COMING SOON!





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